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No. 003 · Italian brainrot
Bombombini Gusini
Anser supersonicus
A goose built into a fighter jet.
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- Goose
- Bar-headed geese have been tracked flying as high as 7,270 meters. Their blood can cool by more than 2°C in flight, which may help it carry more oxygen. eLife↗
- Formation flying
- Geese fly in a V to ride the rising air off the bird ahead. NASA tested the same trick on jets, aiming to save 10% of their fuel. Wikipedia↗
Field data
- Habitat
- Directly behind Bombardiro Crocodilo
- First observed
- Spring 2025
- Diet
- Bread from tourists, jet fuel
- Call
- A honk at Mach 1
- Composition
- Goose, 1. Fighter jet, 1.
Conservation status
EXEWCRENVUNTLC
Vulnerable
Field notes
A relative, or wingman, of Bombardiro Crocodilo. It keeps every trait of the common goose, including zero fear and a readiness to chase you. Observe from a distance.