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No. 009 · Italian brainrot
La Vaca Saturno Saturnita
Bos saturnius
A cow’s head on the planet Saturn, walking on legs.
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- Habitat
- Low orbit, the outer solar system
- First observed
- Spring 2025
- Diet
- Space grass
- Call
- A moo with a long echo
- Composition
- Cow, 1. Planet, 1. Legs, a few.
Conservation status
EXEWCRENVUNTLCDD
Data deficient
Field notes
The only specimen in the guide with rings. It lives too far away for fieldwork, so most of what we know comes from edits. Real Saturn is less dense than water. This one’s density is unknown.
At the printer
The rings need supports. So does the premise.