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No. 001 · Italian brainrot
Tralalero Tralala
Squalus nikeus
A shark with three legs, each in a blue Nike sneaker.
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- Habitat
- TikTok, beach audio, the back row of every classroom
- First observed
- Early 2025
- Diet
- Attention spans
- Call
- “Tralalero tralala,” sung with full confidence
- Composition
- Shark, 1. Legs, 3. Sneakers, 3.
Conservation status
EXEWCRENVUNTLC
Critically overplayed
Field notes
The founding species of Italian brainrot and the one your nephew can recite. No source explains the sneakers, and no one has asked. It spreads fastest right after an adult asks what it means.
At the printer
Three thin legs need supports. Print the sneakers blue or the specimen is inaccurate.